The difference between cats & dogs...

Always liked jokes about the difference between cats & dogs...

one of my favorites: Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

Came across a new one today:

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,
provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good
care of me . . . they must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,
provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good
care of me . . . I must be a God!